The Tale of Two Tables: The $200 Bargain vs. the $10,000 Masterpiece from Doing It Wrong Woodshop
In the world of tables, there are the humble workhorses, and then there are the showstoppers—the pieces that make you stop, stare, and wonder if maybe, just maybe, this table could have its own Instagram account. Let’s dive into the delightful differences between a basic $200 table and a $10,000 custom creation from Doing It Wrong Woodshop, where we might be "doing it wrong," but we’re definitely doing it beautifully.
1. Materials: The Tale of Two Woods
$200 Table:
Picture this: a table made from something that sort of resembles wood—particleboard or MDF, dressed up in a thin disguise of veneer or laminate. It looks the part (from a distance), but get too close, and you’ll see through the charade. It's like putting on a tuxedo t-shirt for a black-tie event—it’s trying, bless its heart, but it’s not fooling anyone.
$10,000 Custom Table from Doing It Wrong Woodshop:
Now, imagine a table that’s not just wood but the finest wood, handpicked for its rich grain and sturdy heart. We’re talking walnut that whispers elegance, cherry that sings with warmth, or oak that’s tougher than your grandma’s cookies. At Doing It Wrong Woodshop, we’re pretty sure we’re doing it right when it comes to materials—because your table deserves to be made of something as authentic and enduring as your love for it.
2. Craftsmanship: A Love Story in Wood
$200 Table:
This table? It’s a fast fling. Mass-produced with more haste than romance, it’s assembled with the woodworking equivalent of a few text messages and a handful of emojis. Sure, it’s functional, but don’t expect it to write you love letters—basic screws and dowels aren’t known for their poetic prowess.
$10,000 Custom Table from Doing It Wrong Woodshop:
Our tables, on the other hand, are crafted with the kind of love that could fill a novel. Every curve, every joint, every inch is a declaration of our commitment to doing it wrong in all the right ways. Mortise and tenon joints? Dovetails? You bet. We’re hopeless romantics when it comes to woodworking, and your custom table will be a love letter in every language of craftsmanship.
3. Design and Customization: The Table of Your Dreams
$200 Table:
Off the shelf, cookie-cutter, one-size-fits-all—this table is the fast food of furniture. You get what you get, and you don’t get upset. It’s fine, really, if you’re not too fussy about details or personalization.
$10,000 Custom Table from Doing It Wrong Woodshop:
But why settle for fine when you can have fabulous? At Doing It Wrong Woodshop, we don’t just build tables; we build dreams on four legs. Whether you want a table that fits that oddly-shaped nook in your dining room or one that’s as unique as your fingerprint, we’ve got you covered. You’ll be part of the design process, too—because this table isn’t just for you; it’s about you.
4. Durability and Longevity: Till Death Do You Part
$200 Table:
This table has a lifespan like a summer romance—intense, fleeting, and best remembered fondly when it’s gone. A few years in, and it’s wobbling like it’s had one too many at happy hour, with scratches and dents that tell a story of good times and inevitable wear.
$10,000 Custom Table from Doing It Wrong Woodshop:
Meanwhile, your custom table is in it for the long haul. We’re talking about a relationship that lasts generations. Sturdy, reliable, and capable of withstanding everything from toddler tantrums to Thanksgiving feasts, this table is built to be an heirloom. And when it’s finally showing its age decades down the line? No worries—it’s designed to be restored, polished up, and ready to take on another century.
5. Sustainability and Ethical Considerations: Wood with a Conscience
$200 Table:
Produced in far-off factories where sustainability is more of a buzzword than a practice, this table may come with a side of environmental guilt. The wood? Probably not responsibly sourced. The finish? Let’s just say it might be better to avoid reading the fine print on those labels.
$10,000 Custom Table from Doing It Wrong Woodshop:
At Doing It Wrong Woodshop, we believe in doing right by the planet, even if we joke about doing it wrong. We source our wood responsibly, work with environmentally-friendly finishes, and support local artisans who care as much about their craft as we do. When you buy from us, you’re not just getting a table; you’re getting a piece of the Earth that’s been crafted with care and love.
Conclusion: A Table to Call Your Own
So, why does one table cost $200 and another $10,000? It’s simple: the $200 table is for those who need a place to eat. The $10,000 table from Doing It Wrong Woodshop is for those who want a place to live, laugh, and love for generations. Because at the end of the day, you’re not just buying a table—you’re buying a story. Let’s make it a good one.